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Old Oct 25, 2005, 03:18 PM // 15:18   #541
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*shoots Feanor With shotgun and leaves bar*
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 03:29 PM // 15:29   #542
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Heals, gets up, and woddles cutely over to the dancing ladies to receive comfort from the bad men who want to be mean to him. Women receive him warmly and protect the orangutan.
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 03:31 PM // 15:31   #543
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*Knocks DarkWasp over and then cuts the rope holding the unnecessarily heavy chandelier which then falls down down onto dancers and Orangutan*
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 03:35 PM // 15:35   #544
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Orangutan summons the strength of ten tigers and catches the chandelier while the women escape!
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 03:40 PM // 15:40   #545
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*Rancour summons the charisma of Fabio and pretends to have saved all the women, who repay him with mucho grande smootchas! Rancour then grabs a harpoon out of nowhere and shoots the unpopular Orangutan while he's helplesly holding the chandelier*

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Old Oct 25, 2005, 04:31 PM // 16:31   #546
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*a chain came flying by and smack into Rancour's face, than a gunshot rang out*
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 05:09 PM // 17:09   #547
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after the chain hits Rancour, the orangutan headbutts his junk and puches him in the boob!
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 05:21 PM // 17:21   #548
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*With lighting speed, Rancour ties the chain and the Orangutan together to make a pair of nunchucks, with which he bashes Sir Skulcrasher into oblivion*
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 05:25 PM // 17:25   #549
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The orangutan punches Rancour's boob whenever he swings close enough.
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 05:31 PM // 17:31   #550
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*Rancour wings the Orango-nunchucks at the fan in the ceiling in which it gets caught, causing the fan to get out of control and smash the Orango-nunchucks to pieces*

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Old Oct 25, 2005, 05:59 PM // 17:59   #551
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*sir skulkcrasher all the sudden pull out a keyboard*
*repeatly beat Rancour in the head while the orangutan pull banana peel on the flood*
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 06:01 PM // 18:01   #552
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Orangutan bounces off the fan and torpedos Rancours junk! Then he machine gun fists Rancours boobs!

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Old Oct 25, 2005, 06:14 PM // 18:14   #553
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*switches everyones keyboard with trick keyboards, in which all the keys were taken out and put back in different places
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 06:17 PM // 18:17   #554
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*drunkenly urinates in the corner*
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 06:18 PM // 18:18   #555
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*slap KG lildude with banana peel, than kick him in the knee*
*than pick him up and slam him into the wall*
*running toward lildude than kick him in the stomach and pick him up in mid-air*
*throw him head first into Women's Bathroom*
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 06:18 PM // 18:18   #556
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*still urinating*
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 06:30 PM // 18:30   #557
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*smacks doom for peeing in my corner*
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 06:30 PM // 18:30   #558
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Orangutan slaps Doooom in the butt while he urninates.
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 06:31 PM // 18:31   #559
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*start a "smack DOOM's butt for a quarter" deal as he stand there*
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Old Oct 25, 2005, 06:51 PM // 18:51   #560
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*Evades Sir Skulcrashers blows and gives him a knee right in the kisser. Rancour then counter-machinegunfists the dreadfully unimaginative Orangutan (who can apparently only attack ones junk or boob) and sends him flying. Evading the flying debris and constant anti-Doooom attacks, Rancour grabs a convinient, unisolated power hose and pokes Doooom's puddle of urine with it, sending electric current to Doooom's more... painful spot*
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